Ettie Newlands

Supposedly a true story:

Women at a marriage seminar were asked if they loved their husbands, and they all said they did.

Then they were asked how recently they told their husbands they loved them.

Some said that day, some said that week, and some couldn’t remember the last time they told their husbands they loved them.

Next, they were told to text their husbands the simple message, “I love you.”

Then they were told to switch phones with another woman, and read out loud the responses of the various husbands.

Those responses included:

“Who is this?”

“Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?”

“Yeah, and I love you too. What’s wrong?”

“What now, did you wreck the car again?”

“I don’t understand what you mean.”

“What did you do now?”

“Don’t beat around the bush, how much do you need?”

“Am I dreaming?”

“If you don’t tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.”

“I thought we agreed you wouldn’t drink during the day.”

And…”Your mother is coming to live with us, right?”

Funny, kind of.

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